Blot #3 (Highlight The Text Between The Quotation Marks To Reveal The Answer)
This is the blot that allegedly can determine sexual preference.
A heterosexual response would be: "Seeing two male figures"
A homosexual response would be: "Seeing two androgynous (remember "Pat" from SNL?) or female figures."
This blot has been the subject of much debate, so it's best to take your answer's meaning with a grain of salt.
Blot #4 (Highlight The Text Between The Quotation Marks To Reveal The Answer)
Good/Common Answers: "A standing figure (man, bear, gorilla)"
A Bad Answer Would Be: "To describe the figure as menacing in any way, i.e. a monster, or attacking gorilla, as this blot indentifies with your perception of your father, or authority figures."
Some of you may recognize the 10 images on this page from the famous "Rorschach" inkblot test. Actually, these are the colorless OUTLINES of the blots from the original test devised by by Hermann Rorschach, a Swiss psychiatrist, in 1921. Supporters of the test have tried to keep the actual blots secret, so that anyone undergoing the test would have a more spontaneous reaction. So, if you plan on undergoing therapy in the near future, it might be a good idea to skip this test. Please note that the Rorschach Inkblot Test is meant for fun only, and is by no means an actual indicator of your sanity, or lack of sanity!
How it works: Simply look at the blot. What do you see? It must be the very first thing that comes to your mind, don't think about it! You can highlight the invisible text beside each image for more about that particular blot.
The "Am I Nuts?" Rorschach Ink Blot Test
Blot #1 (Highlight The Text Between The Quotation Marks To Reveal The Answer)
Good/Common Answers: "Bat, butterfly, female figure (in the centre), moth"
You may be a little paranoid if you see: "Mask, animal face, jack o lantern"
Bad Answer: "Anything insulting about the female figure (it is an indicator of your own body image)"
Blot #2 (Highlight The Text Between The Quotation Marks To Reveal The Answer)
You should see this image as: "Two human-like forms (females or clowns) If you don't it is an indicator that you have trouble relating to people."
Other Good/Common Answers: "Butterfly, cave entrance"
Blot #5 (Highlight The Text Between The Quotation Marks To Reveal The Answer)
Good/Common "Answers: Bat, Butterfly"
Bad Answers: "Seeing the butterfly antennae as scissors or any cutting device is an indicator of a castration complex. Schizophrenics occasionaly see moving people in this image. Seeing crocodile heads on the ends of the bat's wings indicates hostility."
Blot #6 (Highlight The Text Between The Quotation Marks To Reveal The Answer)
Common Answers: "animal hide, boat, submarine, mushroom cloud, men with long noses and goatees. Apparently this blot reveals subconscious attitudes about sexuality."
Blot #7 (Highlight The Text Between The Quotation Marks To Reveal The Answer)
Good/Common Answers: "Two Girls, or Women"
Bad Answers: "Insulting descriptions of the two figures i.e. gossips, girls fighting, witches. (This blot determines the relationship you have with your mother)
Seeing thunderclouds can indicate anxiety on your part.
Seeing an oil lamp in the white space between the girls can indicate schizophrenia."
Blot #8 (Highlight The Text Between The Quotation Marks To Reveal The Answer)
Good/Common Answers: "Four legged animals such as lions, pigs, bears, etc. on the sides. Other common responses are tree, butterfly, rib cage, christmas tree."
Bad/Answers: "Not seeing the four legged animals can indicate that you are mentally defective"
Blot #9 (Highlight The Text Between The Quotation Marks To Reveal The Answer)
This is a tough one.
Good/Common Answers: "Fire, smoke, explosion, map, anatomy, flower."
Bad Answers: "Mushroom cloud on the centre line at top can indicate paranoia. Monsters or men fighting can indicate poor social development."
Blot #10 (Highlight The Text Between The Quotation Marks To Reveal The Answer)
Good/Common Answers: "Sea life, or a view through a microscope. Also common: spiders, crabs, caterpillars, rabbit's head"
Bad Answers: "Two faces at top centre blowing bubbles, or smoking pipes can indicate an oral fixation."
Please note that "A common misconception of the Rorschach test is that its interpretation is based primarily on the contents of the response- what the examinee sees in the inkblot. In fact, the contents of the response are only a comparatively small portion of a broader cluster of variables that are used to interpret the Rorschach data." (Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rorschach_inkblot_test)
For a much more detailed analysis, see: http://www.medical-library.org/journals/mddx/Rorshach/sld002.html
More Sources: http://www.cps.nova.edu/~cpphelp/RORSCHACH.html